Nobody Tells You

Nobody tells you

It’s the best feeling ever

It’s the worst feeling ever

Nobody tells you

 

Nobody tells you

Contractions are murder

Labour is harder

Nobody tells you

 

Nobody tells you

You’ll bleed like a geyser

You’ll feed and you’ll feed her

Nobody tells you

 

Nobody tells you

Your breasts leak all over

Your sex life’s all over

Nobody tells you

 

Nobody tells you

You’ll feel full of rage

You’ll feel in a cage

Nobody tells you

 

Nobody tells you

Your bits get so hairy

But you just don’t care-y

Nobody tells you

 

Nobody tells you

He won’t have a clue

Because he’s just not you

Nobody tells you

 

Nobody tells you

You’ll love them forever

 

You’ll love them forever

Nobody tells you

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